Marker pen and bad taste - Alex

"I can see where this blog is going straight from the title, Alex, being the zany nut-case he is, clearly licked the nib of a marker pen." WELL NO! Well yes actually, at some stage I have tried marker pen, but that is because I am a freak, it isn't directly related to the main topic of this blog. On Saturday night I went to a friends house to have a jolly good time. In hindsight, that sounds a little bit like he entertained me sexually, which I can assure you isn't the case. At this coming together of friends there was, I am ashamed to say, the consumption of the devils water. Regardless of the irresponsibility shown by all of those involved, one somewhat humorous photograph was the reward for a night of laughter and communal dancing. This is where you think "well I want to see this photograph", and, as if by magic, here is the photograph I was on about...

Poor in quality, I know, but I am not to blame for that, Apple decided that for a fairly expensive phone the iPhone 3GS didn't need a camera of any quality whatsoever. After I found a marker pen I set to work making my plain looking friends much more EXCITING. The female in that photograph (recently photoshopped creepily by Patrick) has a swaggerous, continental styled moustache drawn on. Nothing distasteful there. You may also recognise one time guest blogger Daniel Cook decorated with far too believable pork chop sideburns. Not too distasteful either. So by a process of elimination it must be the Chaplin inspired number on the fella' at the back which is the stache in question. You may or may not know that another bloke is sort of famed for sporting a toothbrush stache too (that would be a great time to use the newly created sarcasm font), sadly he is somewhat more disliked than national treasure Charlie Chaplin. So, Prince Harry style* a Nazi theme encroached on our recreational time.

*As opposed to big willie style