Today I've not really been myself. I've done certain things that I just don't do ever, and I have also done a few things which I do so infrequently, that anyone less pedantic than myself would say "I just don't do them ever". The first thing I did that was unlike me was literally the first thing I did, I woke up after 9:00. Unlike the lazy lumberjack I share this blog with I have a healthy working relationship with A.M. To find me waking up later than 9:00 is, excluding summer, probably a once a month occurrence. So the day started off strangely. And it only got even more CRAZY* from that point on. I put my suit on for no reason at all, just because I could. Believe it or not, I don't do that very often. Then I chose doing college work above watching live football (soccer), sorry Geordies and Cockney's. Upon finishing my work I did have a brief return to normality and watched the Gunners breathtaking defeat to the less imaginatively nicknamed Swans (Swansea). After this (A nice narrative blog for you) I watched an NFL game, me and NFL don't go hand in hand, with me being a little Englander and all. Regardless I watched and sincerely enjoyed watching the safely wrapped up American's throw about the "pig skin". And the last example I have for you is what I had for tea...
There you see a full English breakfast. For my tea.
CRAZY. I didn't have pasta for breakfast though. Although with this blog coming in the form of a chronologically ordered narrative if I did have pasta for breakfast you would have already known about it. Bother.
Any way, I'm off to have a bath, paint my nails, play frisbee with an imaginary dog and then sleep hanging from the ceiling, like a bat.
*Crazy is completely the wrong word to use.
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