About Our Guest Bloggers

Rachael "the pocket rocket" Watson

First introduced to me through a mutual friend, the first thing I realised about Rachael is her height. She's short. 5' 2" maybe? Rachael is a good dancer and not only does she crack out a move or two whenever alcohol is around she also dances (proper dance, like ballet n ting) as a hobby. She may not be the biggest individual but what she lacks in height she certainly makes up for in personality. That's such a cliche. I hope you enjoy her blogs and grow to love her as much as I do (probably 6 out of 10)

Daniel "swagger" Cook

A peer of mine and Patrick's since we were at least 13. Daniel Cook has really blossomed due to a fairly early onset of puberty. As you can see in his photo he has light shading on his upper lip and chin. Knowing him that's probably 45 minutes growth. Beyond a bit of face fluff Dan also has the second most swaggerous mannerisms in the history of the world (will anyone ever surpass Bootsy Collins?). His voice is deep and grumbly, much like a 1950s radio presenter, which gives him an extra pinch of swag. So guess, if I had to, how I'd sum Daniel up in one word? SWAGGER


Mystery "legs" Blogger

This blogger wanted to remain mysterious, so I shall refer to him/her (her) as Dave. Dave has really long legs, a little know fact about her is that he/she is actually one of the few people on the planet who can step over the Eiffel tower. She/he is also one the nicest people ever, like a teenage Florence Nightingale, only with a Welsh boyfriend. She/he stands an impressive 6 feet above the ground and has size 8 feet. Damn. She/he also has a really cool Dad, like Daniel "swagger" Cook levels of cool. One day I'll talk him into doing a blog, that's a promise. Coincidentally, Dave is actually one of Alex's best friends on the whole face of the earth, that may have had something to do with him/her being talked into bloggin' for us.


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