Welcome to 2012, it'll be no different to 2011 - Alex

So now 2011 is nothing more than disappointing memories and all I have to show for it is a bunch of average AS levels and a new scar on my forehead, we can really sink our teeth into what will happen over the next 365 days. Inevitably because I'm a grumpy so and so there isn't too much that I'm looking forward to. So I'm sure you're cradling your liver after a mad NYE 2K11 (New years eve 2011, for you or me) and you're keen to have a nice easy to digest blog today. Well you're in luck, here is how my 2012 looks.

January
I get to do loads of exams - actually I'll rephrase it, I get to struggle in loads of exams
One of my best friends birthdays is in just 9 days, I'll have to get her a bangin' prezzie

February
A few university open days to go to - I hate travelling
I'm going to see Manchester United have a football match against our friendly Scouse neighbours
Yet another lonely valentines day
I turn 18 - I don't like birthdays, they seem much ado about nothing

March
I genuinely can't think of anything I have planned for March, I think I might get my exam results

April
My sister turns 16, watch out boys
The Easter bunny visits again

May
My friends Dad who has a moustache turns 48/49, she's not sure
Manchester City will win the Premier League with a record amount of points - this will make me sad
Another bout of exams will no doubt make my life hell

June
Summer starts, in my opinion, I'll crack out shorts most days
I think I break up from college, freedom for a few months!
I'm going to the Olympics, not to compete, just to watch.

July
I'm going on my expedition to Tanzania, that should be worthwhile - once in a life time experience ting
Lads holiday to my friends Nan's house in Spain, LLLAAAAAADDDZZZ

August
Another month of nothingness

September
Possibly going to university, possibly getting ready to go to university next month

October
Settling into university now, either that or just going to university - it won't be good because I don't like people, also people tend not to like me
I hope to go trick or treating too - like a big kid

Movember
Hopefully I'll have a decent chance of growing some facial hair - I probably won't though
On the 5th there will hopefully be loads of bare good fireworks

December
Christmas, new years - all exactly the same as what we just did, just this time with a new and improved mature Alex. Yeah right.



Just for lolz, looks like Pat enjoyed his NYE 2K11