Damn! My shoulder hurts. It hurts because I have a messenger style back in which I carry my belongings to college. This means the entire weight of it rests upon my right shoulder and this is unfortunate because today my back weighed approximately as much as a cubic meter of a hypothetical preon star. For those of you who don't know how heavy that is, one cubic meter of a preon star is estimated to weigh about 1023 kg, or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg if you don't like numbers to be in standard form. For an interesting comparison, that's about as much as 555,555,555,555,555,555,556ish hippopotami (normal ones, not pygmy hippos). I may have exaggerated the weight of my back slightly. It did in fact only way, hang on whilst I check this, 6.4kg or 14lbs if you are old school. However, for a back full of college books its still pretty hefty and is comparable in weight to 6.4 one kilogram bags of sugar, or for another animalistic comparison it weighs about as much as an adult female Guatemalan Black Howler Monkey.
Right chaps, I am going to go now and do some revision. Bare revision.
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