Winning!- Paddy

HEY GUYS (AND GALS), GUESS WHAT! You know that football team me and Alex play for, you know the Young Boys. And you know how that team never, ever, ever, wins ever? Well, yesterday, that changed! We won a game! We actually beat another team in an official counting match and everything! 3-0 was the scoreline and I'm sure you'll all be pleased to here that I scored one of those three goals. Also goals were scord by mine and Alex's Mexican friend and our attractive friend (no homo). I also hit the post with a superb curling effort that would probably have been the greatest goal anyone had ever scored ever, and that includes Diego Maradona's first goal against England in the 1986 world cup, widely regarded as the current greatest goal of all time. However, the Young Boys' victory over TAG Athletic was not all plain sailing. For 5 minutes our teamn was reduced to 4 after Alex got himself blue-carded, and therefore sin-binned, for a challenge that would fit nicely into this football based compilation from the YouTube. It was the hardest 5 minutes of my life. Unfortunately, this win does not count for anything as it was the last game of a group stage of a cup we had no chance of progressing in. However, we do have the same team in the league next week, so finger's crossed we can repeat the imporbable and win again!