Today is the second most exciting transfer deadline day of the footballing season for a British football fan. For that reason I will be checking news feeds frequently throughout the day as well as dreaming of a big move for the better Cisse back into England (the BBC say it is fairly likely). He has crazy hair, and that's a sure fire of way of wriggling your way into my heart, mainly because crazy hair was, and is slowly returning to be, my main selling point as a human being. Finally, I CANNOT WAIT FOR JIM WHITE TIME. "Jim White?" I hear you ponder. Well J. Wizzle "has become known for his over-excitable transfer deadline day reporting and earned the nickname Jim "Deadline Day" White." My history teacher would call that "pot noodle knowledge", just looking up little bits and being lazy. Well I like being lazy, not as much as Patrick likes being lazy. Quick fact, Patrick's Nan was actually half sloth, which explains it all...
Second paragraph, different topic. I believe how that is how I was taught to do it back in English lessons. Well the "guest blogger" motion is to get a re-boot this Friday*, after it initially failed to get off the ground due to me and Paddy over-estimating both how entertaining our friends are, and how willing to write a post for a tiny Internet blog the few funny ones are. Well this Friday I am hoping to present you with a typed master piece about whatever my close pal wants to talk about. Although, when I hope for stuff it very rarely happens, which is a shame. It's an especially big shame because every single day for the past year I have hoped that Patrick falls through a man-hole cover whilst walking to or fro college. To this day it hasn't happened once.
I guess I better go and top up my education, you enjoy your day treacle ;)
*If all goes to plan
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