Not Gay- Paddy

You know what's odd? The number of people who upon meeting me for the first time assume that I, Paddy, am a homosexual. I'm dumbfounded by this, but since I've be at college, over 5 different and unrelated people have confessed that they assumed me to bat in the opposite direction. Now, I have nothing against gays, but I find it mildly discomforting that everyone assumes I count myself amongst them. Let me clarify this now, I am not, nor have I ever been, that way inclined. In fact, if you are female, a fan of this blog, and ever see me, stop me and say hello and I will be more than happy to do all sorts of heterosexual acts to you. Unfortunately for me, I am cursed in that I give off a mildly camp aura. Also, Alex. Alex does not help with the belief I may be a "queer". You see, Alex and I have a very close friendship, and to the outside observer may seem too close. For example, we take part in a whole lotta huggin' Turk & JD style, also he's not above implying that we may have engaged in more than that. (For the record we have not.) 

Right, that's quite enough now. I am going to go and have sex with many beautiful women now, because I'm that straight.