Today, I was home alone and have had to fend for myself in all manner of scenarios. Unfortunately, I am not a very mature or developed human being so whilst my parent's were at my nan's I struggled to sustain myself. However, my struggle was short lived. Fortunately I had work for an almighty 3 hours and 45 minutes today, so I was not entirely devoid of human companionship. Since returning from work, however, my situation has developed into desperation. It will soon be dinner time, and my parent's are yet to return. I have scoured the fridge, and freezer, and in the style of teenage males everywhere, have chosen to heat up the easiest food for my dinner. I chose southern fried chicken fillets for the sole reason that I can just stick them in the oven for 20 minutes without having to do little else. As a beverage to accompany this, I have chosen a can of coca-cola produced soft drink. I chose this, as it requires least effort, as it comes within its own drinking container and doesn't require any effort on my part to make it.
OOH! There goes the beeper on my oven, declaring the meal to be ready! I'll see you on the 24th of January guys.
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