Wasp are the worst living creature in the whole of the known universe and probably most of the unknown universe too. If I was in a position of god-like stature in which I could remove any creature from the ecosystem of the world and replace it with a being of my own choosing, the I would replace the wasp. I'm not sure what I'd replace it with, but it would be cuddly and quiet as opposed to stinger-y and buzzing. I have no particularly personal vendetta against the species due to stinging, I've only been stung once in my whole life thus far. However, I do have a personal hatred of the way they persist in ruining any meal I want to eat outside, be it a casual picnic in the park or a family dinner in the garden on a warm summers eve. They buzz around my head, land on my food and just make a general nuisance of themselves. They are the insect equivalent of the pre-show entertainer in the ailse at certain shows. You know the mime type guy who plays classic and humorous pranks on members of the audience as they walk in. The creature I envisage as a replacement for the wasp would not buzz around and touch your food, it would stand timidly a pleasif distance away and would be genetically engineered to implode if it came within 30feet of a picnic for a prolonged amount of time.
I'm done ranting about wasps now, and I apologise for wasting the whole blog venting my hatred. Anyway, I'll do a wider range of topics on Sunday. See you then.
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