Karma isn't real - Alex

Karma is the theory that every good deed is balanced out with some good luck and every bad deed is balanced with some bad luck. That may not be the dictionary definition but I'm positive you knew what karma was anyway. Well no matter what the dictionary says it is, it isn't real. This morning tickets to see Kasabian went on pre-sale, I was hoping to purchase 6 standing tickets. However I was firstly greeted by the surprise that you can only purchase 4 tickets from any one address, that's ok, that can be worked around. But then, BAM no more standing tickets left. How? They've been pre-released for ten minutes. Tough, no luck for you Alex. Looks like I'm going to have to enter the lottery that is general release and hope I get lucky. If I miss out on seeing Kasabian I will kick off though, not sure who at, but I will. Relating back to the title, why do I deserve some good karma? Well yesterday I verbally agreed to take part in an "ultimate triathlon" along with three of my friends in order to potentially raise a wad load of dosh for an undecided charity. "Ultimate triathlon?!" I hear you say. Well it is a long cycle, I can't remember the exact distance but over 50 miles followed by a swim over 6 miles long and then a run over 7 miles long. In other words it is cycling from London to Portsmouth, swimming to the isle of white and then running around the island once. I must be crazy. But I like the idea of having some good karma to use for the rest of my life. And on that note I'm going to do some gardening, get out my bad vibes.