In the past I have mentioned "Daniel Cook", recently me and the graphically gifted so and so created a whole new genre of music by ourselves using just our mouths and imagination. Techbo, a crafty mixture of Bollywood and techno. Using our brand new genre we plan to assault the charts, assault's a little strong, gently approach is probably going to be closer to the truth. But believe you me when we're sat atop the commercial music scene you will not be able to lap up enough techbo, you'll be craving your next fix of the toe tapping + head bobbing like a lunatic looking for trouble. We'll be gracing the covers of all the trendiest glossy magazines and have giant articles written about our meteoric rise from the underground music scene to the money stuffed chart stuff. Trend setter wouldn't quite cover it, whatever we used to hide our sensitive bits would become a nigh on eternal trend for all age groups and I'm pretty sure that somewhere down the line we'd have a go at designing a clothing range consisting of just togas and leather boots with spurs. Vogue watch out. We would be so powerful that just in the hope of getting us for one show "Top of the pops" would start back up, and no one complain about how it's never really ended, one special a year doesn't really count does it? Reggie Yates and Fearne Cotton would be singing our praises and Anne Robinson would be seen having a boogy in the crowd. My jewfro (I'm growing it again so I will have one, I miss it already) will be held in the highest esteem and I will single handedly make the perm trendy again, prepare to see the perm and tache back on the street.
Actually I just did a quick search on tinternet and it's already been done...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU4aXpGLgbU
Well that's a waste of a blog, I quite liked the idea of fame and fortune. At least I delivered on the sillyness I promised on Tuesday.
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