Saturday, 17 September 2011

The messiah - Alex

Just for clarity in the title I am not claiming that I am the messiah, I am just a very naughty boy. The messiah is Daniel Cook. This is Daniel Cook. That isn't actually Daniel Cook, it is in fact just a fun little ditty about someone who happens to share his name. My Daniel Cook is something of a "technophile" and not the sort that likes listening to techno music. I'm sure that over the last few days you have noticed that the blog now looks a lot more swanky, mature and crisp, it also has a much more homoerotic banner, well for that you have the aforementioned Daniel Cook to thank. He made the banner/header in about twenty minutes using just photoshop and the photos of me and Patrick that he could find on google images (which I still find creepy). He then assisted me whilst I had difficulty making the header fit properly, so beyond selecting the template and making the side bits orange I did nothing towards the new appearance of the blog. As for Patrick, he sat near D man whilst he made the banner, but that's all he did, the lazy so and so. I've said his name A LOT in this blog so I'll tell you about Daniel Cook as a person, are you ready? He has dark brown/black hair although depending on where you look you might find the occasional grey one. At times he rocks the partially unshaven look, with a top lip and chin that look shaded in. His voice is deep and swaggerous, like a caucasian Barry White. In fact that would be a good way to describe him, a pale, skinny and less perfect (sorry Dan, but you know it) version of Barry White. With photoshop tekkers. Now time for me to go and enjoy my weekend, 5 days of college takes a surprising amount out of you.

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