I am starting this blog over 50 minutes late and for that I am sorry. As it is not technically my day it will be a short and rubbish blog barely worth reading, and for that I am also sorry. I had intended to write this blog whilst I was watching Match Of The Day, or MOTD for short, but instead I was distracted by the goals and by Gary Linekar. He is an easy man to be distracted by, as my sisters retablos boyfriend pointed out "he is like a fine wine. He used to be fairly ugly but he has matured nicely and isn't bad looking now. No homo." Steve didn't actually use the phrase "No homo." but I thought I'd add it in just to help him out and to make his weirdly homoerotic simile less homoerotic. Not that homoeroticism is wrong, it'd just make any future scenario in which Steve meets Gary awkward, assuming of course that Gary Linekar reads alex'n'paddy. Homoeroticism is also a fiendishly hard word to spell, along with other words such as onomatopoeic and diarrhoea.
I know this is short but I told you it would be, which I'm sure is of no consolation at all, so I'm going now. I'll do a bigger, better blog on Monday, I promise.
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