I used to not have hair. Then I had lots of hair. Now I have little hair. Yesterday Patrick informed you that I shaved my hair off, he wasn't fibbing. I did decide to take a set of clippers to my pride and joy for some reason or another. Just for the record I don't really know why I did it, I just got in from college and for the smallest proportion of a second I thought it would be a fun thing to do and then when I decided that it possibly wasn't the smartest idea I had the clippers pressed firmly against the left side of my tiny head. Five minutes in I took my shirt off, I meant business. After ten minutes of random feeling head shaving my hair was basically all a uniform 19mm. It took me roughly twenty minutes all in all to savage the work of art on top of and around my cranium and then as I stood there looking down on the ginger curly mass I realised what I had done. On a whim I had closed slammed shut a chapter in my life, bye bye quirky jewfro Alex. Hello boring normal haircut Alex. Bleurgh. Just so this blog isn't all about a sad topic I will tell you about the only bit of light at the end of the tunnel. I have began making a stop motion film, a picture of me a day for as long as it takes for me to re-grow a glorious Jewish afro. I plan to post a mini part to it on the blog at the end of every month before uploading the glorious full article at the end of the process. Well now I guess I have something actually worth living for. What a depressing sentence. What I meant is now my future actually has a purpose. That's no better. I'm wrapping this up before a psychologist sees this and brings me in for analysis. I shall speak to you on Sunday, until then, spread the word much loved minion.
PS. "The Departed" is a really good film.
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