Friday, 2 September 2011

Germany- Paddy

I just watched England play Bulgaria. I watched in a pub like a real football fan, but unlike a real football fan I had a diet coke because a) I am 17 and therefore can't legally drink and b) I had to drive my dad home as he was drinking beers. Anyway, that is besides the point, the final result of the game was 3-0 to England. I'm sure you're all very happy with thar unless you despise football or are Bulgarian. I don't think the second option will be fulfilled much, I don't believe Alex and I have a particularly large fanbase in Bulgaria. If we'd have been playing Germany and won 3-0 it would have meant two things. Firstly our small German fanbase would presumably have been outraged and secondly I'd have been dreaming. Or perhaps thirdly (I just added a third reason)I have just travelled back in time 10years to that historic 5-1 England had against Germany in the Fatherland. By the fatherland I mean Germany obviously, because it makes their defeat that bit more humiliating. Now I shall apologise to the Germans for mentioning that, but at least I didn't mention the War. Damn, I just did entirely accidentally. I'm sorry please don't forsake our blog because of me, at least continue for Alex's sake!
Right, I think I've offended the Germans enough for one day, not that I intend to offend them in the future. See you Sunday bros and also females too.

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