If Paddy were to peruse a career as a gigolo then he would be in fairly low demand, a discount gigolo if you will. A cheap, unexciting and undesirable product. I however now have a futuristic, sexy and sought after Paddy in my life. Paddy is the cute little name we in the Pointon household use to refer to my mothers new iPad. She was lucky enough to get the product through her work (she attends a lot of meetings all over the place so I assume it was deemed a necessity that she had means of keeping in touch with her emails and such) and he now spends his evenings and weekends on the coffee table in the living room entertaining the fingertips of whomever (or whoever, I've never understood what the "m" adds) doesn't have control of the telly remote. Mother P likes playing "coin dozer" with Paddy and she also uses him to check her emails. Sister P (she isn't a nun) plays "fruit ninja" with Paddy plus finding out all of the latest goss on Facebook. When me and Paddy spend time together I like to catch up on television using apps provided by BBC, ITV and channel four. I also find myself reading more and more news stories as it's very easy just to hold Paddy in one hand and with a single finger tickle his tummy to scroll down the page. I hope that reading this the obsolete Paddy doesn't get jealous, I don't think he's the sort for jealousy.
Just as a side note I'd like to open the floor to some feedback from you, Patrick says that he preferred the old look of the blog with the green and the blue whereas I much prefer the crisper looking orange template currently in place. If you actually care about this topic then I would like to invite you to comment on this blog and let me and human Paddy know which tickles your fancy, you sexy thing.
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