I'm the first to admit that my physique is puny and disgusting, however I am actually the more muscular blogger on this website. This is why I am puzzled, Patrick has thighs as thick as a piece of twine and biceps that are just 6 atoms across, however he is not a completely uncommon size. Where am I going with this? Recently I bought a shirt in a medium, it felt and looked as if it had been stretched by a hippo. In an attempt to look less ridiculous in the shirt I sent it back and got a replacement in small hoping that it would hang a little closer to my bony body, sadly it is still a touch too large for me. In my quest for perfection I went onto the Internet to check if they did it in XS so that I could have my current small replaced, they don't. My confusion comes from the fact that if the smallest size they do is too big for an average height and not uncommon build then how do they expect to cater to people with bodies like Patrick? Anarchy. Either that or just this one shirt design is slightly out, who really cares.
Second paragraph, when I grow up to be a proper adult I want to look like Justin Timberlake currently does. He seems to be rockin' the tight curl look and is still widely regarded as incredibly attractive (which he is). Look at him! Cute smile, nice suit and curly hair that doesn't look ridiculous! I have none of those, I have a creepy smile, jeans + a tee and curly hair that looks so ridiculous. I guess I better go and try and salvage some self respect; Either that or kill myself. I think I misused that semi-colon. Oh well, I hope you appreciate that I'm trying to expand my literary skills. Goodbye readers, Pointon out.
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