College - Alex

Today I must return to college, as a mTter of fact I have 80 minutes until I am required to wander expectantly into my first class of the day. For me the day begins with a welcoming lesson on mathematics. Well actually that depends on how you look at it, you could argue that my day began with a refreshing shower and then a bowl of coco pops. Mmm coco pops. Then I watched ten minutes of television before progressing upstairs to defecate, and that's where I am now. On the toilet. iPod in hand. Tapping out a cheeky blog. For not the first time I fully expect to post a blog before Patrick has opened his adorable little eyes to the scary world. Then again for some reason I am an early bird, waking up after half past eight seems to throw my body into distress and waking up after nine (which I appreciate is also after half past eight) sends me into a massive frenzy. Although now I won't get the opportunity to stay in bed until a silly time like 8.13 till Friday. I miss my lay ins. That's right, for me thirteen minutes past eight in the morning counts as a lie in. I'm sure a complete square. I'm going to finish this blog Paddy style (disappointingly early) because I only have 73 minutes to get to maths! Also I need to go and do a watercolour of Yogi bear eating a steak.