Warning: This blog contains mildly sexual content and links to slightly more sexual content so just be careful!
I am watching tennis. Its is not good tennis though, because its women's tennis and I'm mildly sexist like that. What is good, however, is Maria Sharapova, as she is (for a top athlete) reasonably attractive. Especially here. I'm not really sure how that outfit connects to tennis in anyway, shape or form. Not that I'm complaining. I would willing trade in my (fictitious) girlfriend for an evening of polite conversation and hand holding with Sharapova. Vaguely related to that senteenmt is a video on youtube that on of my friends told me to watch. It requires the viewer to guess whether the audio track of various grunts have been taken from female tennis or adult films. Its not a very hard game. Unless of course you only ever watch tennis or porn on mute so have no idea what either of them sounds like. Then it becomes a harder game but still not too hard, I'm sure they made the video for comedic purposes rather than to genuinely test the viewers ability to identify in which context female groans have been made. To completely throw the player off, they should have added a third groan category: Zombie. Tennis, porn and zombies; can you think of a better combination of three things? Except of course: football (the English kind), the company of an actual woman and bears made of bacon. Mmmm bacon bears.
PS We have now conquered 5 of the 6 populated continents with 3 views from Brazil! Only Oceania/Australasia remains un-alexnpaddy-fied. Damn convicts.
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