Recently the lesser blogger became a man by passing his driving test, incurring six minors whilst completing aforementioned test. Well yesterday I replicated Paddy's accomplishment, well if by replicated you mean improved upon. He'll be reading this and calling me all sorts of words that refer to the sensitive male anatomy part. I mentioned that Patrick got 6 minors, well yours truly amassed 2, plus one of them was stalling as I pulled away from the test centre, which was annoying.
Another thing I did yesterday in order to prove my manhoodity (now a word) was give blood, I am so rugged that I can dispense of a pint of my blood and only need a little lie down after it. Rugged I tell you! On a serious note if you live in the UK and are aged above 17 I sincerely urge you to sign up to be a blood donor, for an hour of your time and some negligible discomfort you could save a life, surely that's enough good karma to keep you going on bad deeds for years?
Finally yesterday as a means to counteract turning into a man I watched "The Notebook", a cute film about and old couple and a young couple, but the old couple are the young couple! I believe it is a film aimed at them women people, which is lucky because I was with a bosomed (also now a word) human.
I hope you have enjoyed this insight into my Thursday the 30th of June, also I hope you have taken a shine to my more liberal use of paragraphs, you're just worth it.
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