It's just gone 2 o'clock in the afternoon over here in England and I have just gone and got myself breakfast. I know that is fairly late for breakfast but I only got up out of bed at 1.30 so that justifies my late start. I only woke up at the time of afternoon that I did because I'm part koala, an animal capable of sleeping 18-20 hours a day. If I were a superhero I'd be koalaboy with the incredible powers of sleep and eucalyptus-ness. I'd make Alex my sidekick, he'd be ideal for that.
Anyway back to my breakfast, I am eating cheerios, which for our American readers are like fruit loops but not fruity, so just loops. Along side these multigrain circles, I have a glass of milk, from a cow. Cow milk is the best sort of milk in my opinion, closely followed by milk from badgers and then alligators. I'm not sure how one goes about retrieving alligator milk as it doesn't exist.
This turned into complete gibberish so I'll call it short and end it here.
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