Recently I purchased a new pair of shin covering leg garments, some of you may refer to them as trousers, others may prefer that I call them pants. The vast majority probably detest me and ended up here by accident or hoping the read a whimsical entry by Patrick. None the less I shall continue, this hip to ankle length item of clothing is made out of a beautiful fabric. I can't tell you what the fabric is, not because I'm a secretive so and so but because I haven't the foggiest. What I can do though is describe it to you in the hope that you can imagine the bliss I am experiencing on my thighs, calves and hamstrings. It is soft, not like cotton soft but more like silk soft, smooth and nice feeling. The fabric is relatively thin, however it also provides surprising warmth. I just checked the tag, 100% cotton. I look like a berk for saying "not like cotton", I must assume that this type of cotton has been carefully and expertly crafted in order to provide the most luxurious feel.
I just spoke to a man on the phone, he had the most beautiful voice. I think he had a Northern Irish accent, and a deep authoritative voice. Even better than that he sincerely thanked me for phoning, who says chivalry is dead?
I'm gonna abandon this blogging ship and go settle down in front of the television with some Oreo's and a hunger for watching high quality tennis. Cheerio ol' chap. Or chapette, no sexism here.
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