If this blog was a game of cricket, and each blog was a run, then this blog would be the neat final shot for the batsman to claim his century. Basically, this is the 100th blog post! Wooo! 100! That's a large number of blogs! That's a lot of exclamations! Sure sign of madness is multiple exclamations, not that I'm crazy or anything, they checked at the asylum.
This weekend also is note worthy as me and Alex, or Alex and I if you prefer, were made to feel cool. Why did we feel cooler than a penguin in designer shades? Well, we were invited to not one, but TWO social gatherings. TWO in one weekend, I felt like a rockstar but without the musical talent, drug abuse or groupies. Well Alex had a groupie, but that doesn't count because she was a bear. Yeah I just implied Alex got it on with a bear. That's a lie actually, there are no bears in England. If there were bears in England, I'd work with scientists to domesticate and educate bears, so we could produce a species of intelligent bear-butlers or beartlers if you will. I would then lead a campaign to give the bears equal rights to humans, build a secret army of intelligent bears and over throw the Cameron-Clegg Coalition. I'd be King of the Bears. King of the Bears would be a badass job.
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