Elephant- Paddy

Well hello there, fancy meeting you in this sordid little corner of the world wide interweb. Only I haven't actually met anyone here. There are 2 reasons for this. First, this is but a humble blog and not some sort of dating/hook up website so there is no way to meet people. Secondly, all you readers have been slacking off in recent weeks. Only 11 views today. Only 21 yesterday. Only 18 the day before. It's not really good enough. Come on guys, pick up the slack and get reading, get your families reading, get your friends reading, even get strangers you've just met to have a quick shufti at our blog. I know Alex mentioned this a couple of days ago, but apparently his words were not strong enough. I'm sure you'd all (the few of you that were left anyway) noticed the ever declining number of you being here (I'm also assuming everyone who's left here knows everyone else who's here). It had become something of an elephant in the room or in this case an elephant on the blog. Well, now the metaphorical elephant is out in the open, freely roaming the vast Savannah of the internet and I hope you will all do something about it.