Haircuts- Paddy

Today is a Tuesday so as per usual I only had a solitary lesson this morning. It was standard. However, after that sole history lesson, I had a haircut. Not just any haircut though, it was a haircut done for free, by a female I know, who had never cut hair before. The female in question was my moaning friends significant other. The reason I let her cut my hair is because next year she is forsaking university to do a hair-dressing course at the local technology college. I thought it would be kind of me to let her practice her hair-styling abilities on my very own barnet. I was somewhat apprehensive initially, but my hair has turned out no worse than it was before, so that's a plus. My only criticism of her hair cutting display was that at one point she did stab me in the side of the head with quite a sharp pair of scissors. Well, actually stab is an understatement, she basically chopped my whole ear off with the the scissors. There was a whole lot of blood and I had to go to hospital and the gave me a prosthetic ear to put over the remaining ear stump so that I didn't look like a bad Vincent van Gogh impersonator. Some of those last couple of sentences may not be true.