It's 10 in the morning and already three "fails" stand out to me. Firstly me posting a blog yesterday instead of today. I am a useless idiot who deserves to be shot in the face with a double barrel shotgun. Fail numero dos (that's "number two" in European) came when I was getting dressed. I'm sure it has happened to all of you, put on deoderant, put on a black top and then... ah.... I seem to have white marks all down my front. So it takes 5 minutes in front of the tap to get rid of them, bare hassle. Finally, my third fail is my inability to pre-pepare a third fail, leaving me exposed and ashamed. Luckily not having a third fail could step in as my third fail though.
What
A
Relief.
I love you.
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