Rock down to electric avenue - Alex

The title has no relation to the content of this blog whatsoever, I just have Absolute80s on and Eddie Grant is making my bottom wiggle. So now I plan to spend the next 10 minutes (or however long it takes you to read this blog) making you raise one corner of your mouth. I'm obviously not funny enough to make you laugh in any audible way, but I like to think that I can lift your soul a tad and brighten your Friday. The first way I intend on doing this is with some physical comedy, me. I am going to show you a picture of what I am currently wearing.

So working from top to bottom, I am wearing a yellow/green t -shirt with (I can't remember which Asian) cartooned over. It also has the slogan "No brains, no headache" on it, it's what you could call "silly". My thighs are just about covered by a rather fetch pair of purple Anderlecht football shorts. They are size "large boys", I am size "average adult". My socks (which I love) make it look like a shark is gobbling up my ankles. Here they are so you can take a closer look if you actually care. Then my footwear, a new pair of blue suede shoes are at home on my size 9 feet. My favourite thing about having a pair of blue suede shoes is that I can now listen to Elvis Presley telling me

"But don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes"

And I can understand where he is coming from. I can now empathise with the king of rock and roll. Not to be confused with the kings of rock and roll...



these guys are different class... (and also who Patrick decided to style his hair cut on (but only when he's done his quiff in a rush)))