I am sat on the toilet doing what I do best, and that is distracting myself from what you are actually supposed to do when on the porcelain throne. Right now I am putting off pushing, wiping and hand washing my sitting on the toilet with my boxers by my ankles and my laptop on my lap*, writing, as you may have realised, a blog. Whilst I sit here, letting the bird song caress my ears, two separate groups of people are fighting to socialise with me. Firstly a group of vagina possessing females want me to go and sit by a body of still water with them whilst revelling in the surprisingly summer like weather. My second options is a group of penis possessing males who want me to go and run about on a body of grass due to the surprisingly summer like weather.
Since writing that paragraph a few texts, calls and facebook messages have been exchanged and it seems that I am going to play football in but a small amount of time. You know what that means right? I better get on with what I sat down on the toilet to do!
*Low sperm count here I come.
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