I have decided that the most typically "Alex" way to start a blog is to tell you where I am, what I am doing and then to develop further parts of the story. So, I'm sitting in my study writing out a blog on the family desktop computer. I am sipping a cup of "americano coffee", made with an "Arpeggio" nespresso capsule. I am also snacking on ritz crackers, a sausage roll, barbecue pringles and digestive biscuits. Gosh that makes me sound fat. Anyway, with a title like that I guess I have some explaining to do. I have two holes in my arms. Two holes which I did not have when I woke up this morning. Although, you have no need to worry, I have just started my vaccination course in preparation for me going to Africa and saving the world. Now all I have to do is go back in one week, three weeks and then eight weeks to get even more holes put into my feeble excuse for arms. Oh, and I have three tablets to take over the course of seven days to make sure I don't get typhoid. Jolly, jolly times. I should probably do something funny now, seeing as the blog is some what void of humour.
Scrotum.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I feel better now, the balance of this post is now restored, the doom and gloom of impending certain death has been lifted because of a funny word. lol.
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