3 Paragraphs- Paddy

I am going to  do a blog in 3 paragraphs today. Two of them will be, as promised, about Leicester and my "news", and the third will be on who knows what.
One. Leicester is a very nice university. I am now even considering it to be my number one university choice to attend in September, along with Cardiff, Southampton and Sussex, but not Loughborough.  I arrived in Leicester at 9.20, having left my house just after 7 as I had intended, but I couldn't tell you much else about the journey. I fell asleep. My dad drove. I did wake up half way there to have a lukewarm bacon roll from a motorway service station.
Two. My news. On Saturday morning at roughly 8.30am I leaving my house for 5 days to go to the county of Devon similar to this time last year. Because Devon is backward and without the internet, I shall be unable to blog for those few days. This means you will have to cope only with Alex' blogs and will have to satisfy your craving for me from the archives of Alex'n'Paddy. I apologise, but don't blame me, blame the Devoners or maybe the Devonish.
Three. A person in my year recently published the following paragraph on Twitter. It annoyed me in its pretentiousness and errors, so I decided to share with you. "A reason I do badly in some exams (Psychology) is because I attempt to answer questions uniquely, in a way no one else will. #THM It's just the way my mind works, scores you no marks in school/college but it's a vital skill in later life... I mean your not going to have a book giving you the answers before you face every trouble in life. Students should think for themselves... Students nowadays believe anything a book tells them. #1986#Orwellian Dangerous ways"