Hello Internet peoples! Today I promised you a long blog, and you shall not be disappointed with my length, unlike my ex-girlfriend.
First of all, I am going to talk about work today. I had work today and it was preposterously empty. In a 5 and a half hour shift I served no more than 20 individual people. Only 7 people ordered food, and for a pub, whose main source of revenue is food and beverages, this is very not good. Fortunately for the pub in which I work, it recently came under new management (on tuesday in fact) so many of the regulars are somewhat suspicious of returning for fear it may have changed too much. Give them time and they will return then, and then business will pick up nicely.
Second paragraph, unrelated to my employment. I have recently discovered a new favorite internet animal-based meme. It is the lame pun coon (not in the racist sense, its short for raccoon). If you click its name just there it will whisk you away to a website full of its lame but weirdly hilarious puns. I do love a pun me, I think they are the highest form of wit, no matter what Samuel Johnson, creator of the first English dictionary, may think.
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