I woke up eleven minutes ago, my alarm brutally awoke me from my slumber in order for me to get stuff done before lunch time. I hate getting up late. At the moment I am yawning an awful lot (hence the title), once in a book I read the phrase "drunk on sleep", I think that applies to me right now. Although I'm not so drunk on it I'm gonna vomit, I'm not a sleep lightweight. Once I've finished filling you in I shall go for my shower, make some breakfast and then probably play some football manager. At this stage in the blog I ought to introduce and interesting topic, so here goes nothing...
How about a surprising video? BAM. A man that can only produce art in his sleep, like sleep walking but with a pencil and an aesthetically pleasing final product. It's not like the sleep walking in Step Brothers where they just wreck through the house like I wreck through a steak. I love steak. My third and final topic (no new paragraph because I'm just too sleepy for that) is my favourite meal. Seeing as I mentioned steak I may as well tell you what my favourite meal is, in case you want to capture me and then cook me a nice meal. That would send some mixed signals though. None the less my favourite meal consists of a nice big steak cooked medium rare in a delicious blue cheese sauce, to accompany the meaty extravaganza I usually like some well cooked chunky chips (a thick version of French fries, strips of deep-fried potato), some button mushrooms, some roast tomato and probably some peas. Obviously if you've captured me you may want to lace it with rohypnol but that's up to you, as long as you get the basics right. Anyway I'm off to carelessly stumble throughout my morning routine. I woke up 23 minutes ago now.
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