There are currently riots going on all over the UK, as I'm sure you are aware. If you are non-UKish, google them, all sorts of nefarious deeds have occured such as wanton thievery, arson and lots of fighting. I, as an almost prominent internet personality, have come up with 2 possible solutions to the problem which I shall now share.
First plan involves the formation of a crack team of elites to be air dropped into London. The exact details of the team I haven't considered to that great an extent. However, I would insist on the inclusion of Batman, Ironman, Samuel L Jackson, Wolverine, my dad (dads are awesome) and Captain Jack (Harkness not Sparrow). Obviously, these guys would obliterate all rioters and solve all the worldy issues including who the third stig actually is.
My second plan also involves air dropping items into London. However, this time the item in question is not a team of badassery, rather several thousand Magnum Double Caramel Ice Creams. My reasoning is thusly: who can be angry enough to riot whilst they have a delicious ice cream to eat. Pacifies all does an ice cream, except fot lactose intolerant people.
Ooh! I could combine both plans and have the crack team of elite badassery dropped into London to disperse the ice creams around. Boom problem solved.
I am a god.
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