Hello everybody on the Internet! How are you? I don't expect an answer, none of you ever comment on here, despite being able to. I find that mildy rude but not so rude that I care that much.
Anyway, today I am going to talk about dogs. I don't like dogs, and that has probably alienated half our readers. But before the 3 of you leave, I don't like cats either if that's any consolation. Anyway, I find there are two types of dog neither of which I like. Firstly, you get small tally dogs like this. I dislike these because they are all small and jumpy and when you sit down they climb on you. One time I had a dog climb onto my shoulder like some demented parrot. It was unpleasant. The second type of dog is large and has teeth and want to bite me, no matter how much of a "big softy" their owns claim they are. Dogs like this one. Ok, so that's insanity wolf, but it doesn't detract from my message: dogs are bad.
Right, I know at least 2 of you will be all indignant and crying out that their dog is neither of those! Their dog is perfect and just wants to be friends! Those people are wrong, sorry to tell you like this, but it's true.
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