Fantasy Football- Paddy

Today marks the start of the new season. Not a season like Spring, Summer, Autumn or Winter. Not even a season such as you might put on a food such as pepper or basil or even cumin. I d, of course, refer to the new season of the English Premier League. Arguably the second best league in the world. "What on earth is the first?" I hear you cry. Well, it is the Big MC League, now in its third season, and that is the fantasy football league in which Alex, myself and many others of our peers compete in order to win pride. Such pride. We all take it very seriously, in particular, my larger friend who had won it the last two years. I imagine he tries so hard to compensate for his lack of real world prowess at anything. I was about to reveal to you some of the quirk, humorous team names in my league. Names that would have made even the most football hating man crack a smile. Unfortunately, the website is currently not responding so instead you'll just have to make some of your own up and pretend I had them written here. I feel that this has made my blog too disappointing to continue, so I shall vacate. I leave you with the knowledge however, that alex will be back at some point in the next couple of days and I'm sure you are all very excited.