The T-shirt I am wearing currently declares me to be awesome. It looks a bit like this T-shirt. There was supposed to be a link in that sentence to a picture of the aforementioned shirt but I couldn't find one. That ties in neatly with my next statement; The T-shirt is a lie. According to the blog stats, and the lack of link, I am the opposite of awesome. Yesterday Alex did his blog and within 2hours it had recorded 7 page views. That's fairly awesome but makes me seem even worse when I reveal that my last post has only received, hang on whilst I look it up... It hasn't had a single page view. Not one. That is not good. I couldn't be a less popular blogger if I was posting pictures of me beating up puppies and I was intact Hitler as well. It's not good for my ego, and I need my ego. I know me and Alex agreed on day one that he'd be the popular, funnier blogger and I'd be the sexy one who romances all our fans, but the deal isn't really working out for me so far. It's all very well for Alex with the most page views by far, but I am yet to be contacted by a fan asking me to impregnate her or at least engage in some passionate hand holding.
I'm going to go search the Internet now. I search for a truthful T-shirt, one that won't mislead and betray my true life.
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