The title does not denote my sexual preference; instead it is how I plan to spend the rest of my day. Let me explain. I am going kayaking again, because I don't think I came close enough to falling in last time. I tell a lie, my hips were submerged and I was seemingly destined to fall in on more than one occasion. So if anything I came too close to falling in on a few occasions. Today though we are going with a few real life females that actually exist. That means I would not be fibbing if I told you that I was going to spend the rest of the day with some sweaty girls who are potentially going to get wet. Oh I'm a cheeky one with my slightly misleading wording and leaving you to make your own mischievous inferences.
At this very moment I am watching “Stuck on You”, I caught a little bit of it on television last night after MOTD2 and then decided that I really like the film so I would watch it on DVD whilst eating my breakfast after waking up today. That’s a really long sentence, 47 words to be precise. Right now Eva Mendes (I’m sure her character has a name) is wearing swim wear, it took me a long time to roll my tongue back up and pick my jaw off of the floor. WOWZA. AWOOGA. Other loud noises. She’s really sexy. I would do things to her that aren’t even legal in my jurisdiction, that’s not actually true, don’t report me to anyone. On that note I’m going to run away to somewhere that not even the popo (5.0, fuzz, rozzers) can find me. Bye bye baby boys and girls.
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