Well how fulfilling did you find Patrick’s blog yesterday? If you’re anything like me then you will have been slightly peeved as he left you short changed with just 135 words. At one point he even had the cheek to say “its my blog and I can do it whenever”. Firstly he demonstrated some bad grammar, it should be “it’s”, I hope he can analyse and improve. Secondly he insinuated that as the reader you came second, which is not the way you should be treated! I tend to do my blogs in the morning so that I can produce a piece of text that’s more substantial than anything Patrick writes, another thing that makes me better than Patrick is the fact that I don’t tell you I’m going to do a blog at 4am in the morning and then not do one. Not that I’m holding onto things here. But alas I shall move away from the negativity and onto another subject. In theory that requires another paragraph but at the moment my enter button is being uncooperative so I shall carry it on in this paragraph. As some of you may know today is A-level results day in England (I’m not too sure about Scotland, Wales or NI), however I appreciate that me and Pat have a MASSIVE fan base in the US so I will go into a tad more detail, A-levels are the qualifications that you get from studying at college (typically from the ages 16-18). Today me and Paddy got our AS levels results, they are the results from our first year at college. I got A, B, C, C and one stray D. Academic mediocrity I believe. Whilst I am not delighted by this I guess it’s not a disaster seeing as my January results made me feel like a dumbo (technical term). I also expect Patrick’s results to far eclipse my level of accomplishment, for he is like Einstein and I am like a character from Ed, Edd and Eddy. Wow I miss 90’s cartoons. On that note I shall finish this blog, a whole 2.68 times larger than Patrick’s last blog. I call that victory.
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