As I sit here and type out this, the first blog of March, I should really be sat in my class doing physics. However, as this is a irritating additional lesson to help me with the maths, I've decided there are more pressing matters.
Firstly, one of my friends asked me to name drop her into this blog. I've decied that this is unacceptable and unfair to all other fans of the blog who do not know her and do not want to read about her. Therefore, I'm not going to say your name Charlotte. Ah damn it.
I see we have now got not only singular views from multiple continents, but repeating fans, and for that I thank our multicultural readers. Please recommend us to a friend of yours, who too can appreciatethe sheer talent and wit of myself, and also Alex I guess. Also, the settings on our blog have CHANGED! Now all of you can write a loving and appreciative comment on any of our posts regardless of whether or not you have a blogspot account. I'm sure you'll all be dying to see your little names up on the internet, on such a well known and prestigious blog as Alex 'n' Paddy. If the comments are especially fantabulous, you may even get a brief mention in a future blog! What an incentive that is!
I feel my title for this blog is somewhat, misleading now. What if youve logged on to read of my exploits when i should be doing my work? I am sorry to disappoint you with talk of comments and settings. Please dont be too angry.
I am angry..
ReplyDeleteYou should be angry; your bald spots on show!!
ReplyDeleteWAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Don't mention Charlotte! She's just some dick with a big chin! No-one wants to read about that, not even bored Morrocan's! P.S. That chins huge.
ReplyDeleteComment of the month I believe! ^
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