Braces - Alex

Recently I received two things that ever since finding out I was getting I anticipated highly. The first of these two items is a box of frosted wheat's, ever since a non-scientific conversation in chemistry one day I craved them with greater intensity than a pregnant woman would. Yesterday afternoon (in the presence of my co-blogger) I had the first bowl of frosted wheat's from the new packet, and gee they lived up to what I expected. The deceptively unhealthy cereal pleasured me in ways which no woman would, because I'm fugly. The second thing I got of late was a set of trouser holding up braces, not only are they a quality novelty item but in my case they also serve a purpose. I purchased them to hold up my trousers whilst making me look like I was dressed for a high class gala event in the 1920s. And not gala bingo, I don't think they were as popular back then. AND ONE FINAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT YOU MAY FIND INTERESTING OR OF NOTE, currently I'm only wearing my boxer shorts, sitting on my chair with my legs open and rubbing my tummy.