Today is a bad day for Alex. Well thus far it is bad, it may pick up considerably later for him but who can say for sure? Apart from the great god of course. But even then he may not exist for certain, but I digress. Alex has had a bad day, "why?" I hear you ask. Well today Alex got up all excited for a game of football he was going to watch. He is an avid fan of Manchester united, a sports franchise I'm sure even our most far flung readers have heard of. Well today "Man U", as they are known, were vanquished by a team from liverpool called Liverpool funnily enough. According to my Ginger friend united were "the worst team at football ever" prompting him to announce this sentence, in which I have replaced the expletives with the word sometimes ; "I occasionally detest my occasionally hollow life." This is why it sucks to be Alex. Also he is Ginger and now statistically the less viewed blogger.
I had finished there but apparently this wasn't long enough so a second topic must be introduced. Therefore, my second topic is: does blog length truly matter? Do you the readers leave alexnpaddy disappointed by the shortness of my posting? Do I leave you wanting more? If no, stop reading here, you were evidently satisfied by the initial topic and reading further will only aggravate you. If you answered yes, then here you go! Extra material to prolong the feeling of joy you receive from our blog. Personally I believe a shorter more succinct blog is the way forward, but Alex prefers a rambling lengthy blog as it suits his writing style better. Please help us settle this format conundrum with beautiful comments.
Now I return back to my original point as a reminder in this concluding sentence: sucks to be Alex.
I agree, not only is 'Man U' one of the most depressing high-class teams to be destroying my somewhat devious club in the league, their star player, to some extent looks considerably like an ogre - shrek. Moving away from the topic of sports it was inevitable that I ramble and waffle about your second, more vital, point - the ginger-ness of Alex and his ability to please the simplistic of minds with the use of complex sentences, usually containing a metaphor or two - perhaps an oxymoron. Whatever the case, and in this case, I can officially proclaim Alex to be the most enjoyable yet hideous creature I know, without a glimpse of doubt. But let me make this comment clear, I'm an in no way condoning abuse towards Alex - or paddy for that matter. I am in-fact, and quite simply, stating that the foundation of this comment is built purely on the jealousy I feel towards him, his afro, and strawberry blonde hair. I envy you Alex. Like Muslims envy their burkas - or how blacks envy chicken. Be mine?
ReplyDeletePat, you're a prick.
I prefer a shorter more direct and more frequent blog, this way unless a topic is particularly lengthy the main point is conveyed quickly.
ReplyDeleteI would not blame you if you mixed between the two styles so all were satisfied. However I may just be too lazy to read more.
Also Man U have been an excellent team for the majority of the season, thusly they are winning, this is a minor setback for the team.