Captain hats - Alex

I am, you may or may not know, a superhero. Without my input behind closed doors much of the world would simply cease to function. Beyond the obvious traits like super strength and psychokinesis I also have abilities that fit in much better in a modern society. For instance most of the time in History lessons whenever we do a quiz, I use only have a piece of paper each time. Saving the rest of the sheet for the next scheduled quiz. In a world where every person is forced to think about not killing trees or shooting porpoises I feel that I am a real life combination of every Justice League member. I'm only kidding, I'm terrible. If I had the powers that I talked about (except for paper saving, I really do that!) I would definitely be a super villain. Why? A. You're allowed to be your own boss. If you want a shark pit or a laser gun you get one! If you want to fly Obama in to play crazy golf with him then you threaten him and he is forced to come. B. It's less work. I'm happy putting in graft when there's no other option, but if I can find a less labour intensive method of reaching an equally as satisfying end point then I do that. Most importantly C. For a villain to wear a hat is a lot more socially acceptable, and I suit a 'flat peak cap' very well. Or so I've been told by my friends, they were so jealous of how peng I looked that they could only laugh when they saw me. But since then they said that I suited it very well. Sorry that this is so short, I've had to write it in a hurry, I have to finish an article for 'Krhdsbhfhfghfnbf' newspaper. Smiley face! :)