Today is a landmark day in the history of alexnpaddy! Today is one month since we first set up this blog. Think back dear reader, how different would your last month have been without alex's wit and charm and my devilish good looks to help you whittle away your long winter evenings, to help you delay doing your homework, and to just brighten up your day? Admittedly it'd probably similar to how your last month with me and Alex was, just time reading this blog would have been spent stalking your ex on facebook or googling how much a polar bear ways to solve a pub style debate. To celebrate this enormous achievement nothing special is happening as we are not yet famous enough to hold a ultra-cool party with the likes of blogging aristocracy, Craig Benzine or Charlie McDonnell, who despite technically being vloggers are mine and Alex's true inspiration.
I am surprised me and Alex have had the dedication to keep this blog going this long. We have embarked on many previous ventures into fame. We had an xfactor audition we failed to show up to due to my prior engagements. We tried to write a comedic book, twice, but got distracted by little things like revision and exams. This however, is our chance at fame. We have planned this n ting. First get a multinational and dedicated following, then branch into other Internet mediums: a vlog and a website, next we would be able to release alexnpaddy brand products, like T-shirts or books, finally an appearance on a well watched chat show, leading to our own show being commissioned. All this to achieve our ultimate goal: trivial fame to play in charity football matches. It can't fail.
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