Well, well, well. It's my turn again, my turn to write a blog, my turn to try and amuse you whilst trying to gain some form of self-worth in the belief that people actually read this for entertainment rather than so they can mercilessly mock me and my quirkier counterpart. Now I have that off my chest, let's start the blog proper!
I'm going to start today with something I like to call comment of the week! It is infact a quote from last week technically but I'm sure you our easy going readers won't be too fussed. Anyway comment of the week is: "you should be angry your bald spot is on show". Congratulations to anonymous for claiming this prestigious award! I like this comment because, as I'm sure those of you who actually know me are aware, it is a reference to a certain Neanderthal looking friend of ours. I apologise to our international audience as it is unlikely to say the least you are aware of the boy in question.
I now move on to a second point, lest I incur the wrath of alex. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your opinions, tonights titanic football clash between "the Gunners" and "Barça" is only shown on sky sports. For me this is unfortunate as my house does not pay the monthly subscription with which this channel is paid for. This means I cannot watch the epic battle for a place in the next champions league round. Unless I awkwardly try to fit in with the football watching crowd at a pub or try and find a grainy Internet stream of the match on my computer. Seeing as I'm socially inept, I'll do the second option and probably develop eye strain trying to spot a tiny pixelated Messi beating the whole arsenal team.
That'll be all.
Lol at Mat Beales for having a bald spot and chemically straightening his hair. What a fag.
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