Musicality - Alex

Today I walked home from college, accompanied by my 16gb second generation iPod touch (feel free to pay me for that reference Apple, alternatively please don't sue me for talking about your products). Because I have my Schutzstaffel* play list on my iPod I was able to fully relax and just appreciate the sun. My stroll was somewhat marred by a group of ill educated tracksuit wearing types who decided it was hilarious to openly and loudly mock me because of my 'Sideshow Bob' like hairstyle and also apparently I look like 'one of them toilet brush things', nice to see someone so eloquent and poetic with the English language, Oscar Wilde would be proud. Back to the title topic, music. A subject on which I have a varied position, in terms of listening to music I literally love it and would struggle to cope without my daily fix of whatever I deem worthy. On the contrary I have never shown even a hint of musical talent, even as a youngster I remember being the worst in my class on the simple to master recorder. I'd love to be able to instinctively play an instrument, pick up and acoustic guitar on a balmy summers eve and woo women Enrique style with a selection of slow romantic melodies and up-beat catchy show tunes. Also on any instrument possible I would play any tribute to Wham! or George Michael I could, because in my opinion Club Tropicana is one of the happiest, bum wagglingest and most enjoyable pop songs ever produced, I'd call in a guilty pleasure, but I openly love it. My guilty pleasure happens to come in the form of an alternative band who took their name from the act of tribadism, for those of you less willing to google it I shall tell you whom at the end of the next entry from yours truly. As for anyone with a few minutes to quell, I hope you enjoy your search results. Pointon out.

*Schutzstaffel - SS - Summer songs