Thor - Alex

Thursday - named so after the god Thor. Originating as "Thor's day", Thursday is a day which full of nothingness for me. The day starts at 6:45, as all week days do for me. By 7:05 I was showered and tucking into some pan au chocolat and slurping like a bum crack bearing builder on a cup of coffee. After a nice relaxing morning and two poo-poos I left the house at 8:35 and then did boring college stuff until 4:15 when I got to leave college and come back to my place of residence. Upon returning home I just milled about for a bit, accidentally showed my friend my penis and had a cup of black coffee. WHAT?!?! I hear you say. Yeah, I know I just said it pretty matter of factly, but I like black coffee. I know most 18 year old boys wouldn't be sipping black coffee whilst eating fine cheese (I have my own favourite fine cheeses). The only thing that detracts from how classy I am is that I eat fine cheese and sip black coffee on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My mum and sister say that it's gross.