This shall be a blog full of random snippets as there are several things I want to mention, but nothing worthy of a full blog unto itself.
First of all http://theuglydance.com/?v=czzxyykcnq. To quote Jay-Z and Kanye West, "That shit cray" and also weirdly addictive.
Second of all, I have a new favourite US President. It used to be Obama, because that man is pure swag. However it is now Lyndon B. Johnson because he has some kickass quotes. My personal favourites are "It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in" and "If the circumstances make it such that you can't f*ck a man in the ass, then just peckerslap him. Better to let him know who's in charge than to let him think he's got the keys to the car." Obama ain't never said that shizz.*
Lastly, you may have seen this in my Twitter feed just there >>>, I was watching an episode of the US Office, and due to the slowness of my internet it took roughly 2 hours. The episode was only 42 minutes long. I was slightly outraged.
*Yes I know thats a double negative, implying Obama does say that shizz, but I don't really care for the rules of the English language.
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