Specs- Paddy

Today, a bombshell that will change the course of my life forever was dropped upon me. It's actually not that bad, I may have exaggerated this piece of news' impact on my future life. I was merely told that I need glasses for scenarios such as driving, or watching TV/Laptop screens. According to a trade professional, I each of my eyes is rated at -0.75. This means I have very slight shortsightedness. It also means that in a couple of days, when I have purchased my new frames, I will be both intellectual in nature and appearance. I will also be rocking hot. Like really hot. I'll look like this guy. He is smoldering at that camera. Alex suggested I get hipster style glasses, such as those a hipster would wear. In his words he said if I had glasses and as long as I "work out a bit and get stubble + tatoos and you will probably fit the normal ideal of attractie." I don;t see most of that happening if I'm honest.