I am currently being towered over by a heap of food wrappers that rises high above me. I jest and exaggerate, however in the past 15 minutes I did, in the style made popular by locust plagues all throughout history, ravage through the kitchen, acquiring along my travels a gold chocolate bar, a blackberry and apple nutri-grain bar, a chargrilled chicken flavour packet of McCoys crisps and a cup of coffee. Why am I down in the dumps? Well Patrick blogged about it yesterday, it is the dramatic fashion in which the carpet was pulled from underneath Manchester United's metaphorical feet. How did I react at the time? Well upon the full time whistle I stormed upstairs and sat on the toilet with my heart in my mouth. That sounds disgusting, I assure you that it was all very sanitary. However, whilst I was on the bog distraught I was texting one of my friends and between the two of us we formulated how Manchester United knock Manchester City off of their nice and expensive perch.
1 - Sign Gregory Van Der Wiel from Ajax. www.transfermarket.co.uk suggests that he would be worth 10 million euros, which is roughly 9 million pounds. So because we have to pay more money for players than we are worth we would probably have to fork out 14 million pounds for the full back.
2 - Send Rafael Da Silva out on loan to a club in the Premier League to gain match time
3 - Sign, in decreasing preference, Kagawa, Gotze, Eriksen or Modric.
4 - Sign, in decreasing preference, M'Villa, Tiote or Rodwell.
5 - Gain more points than any other premier league team in the 12/13 season.
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